terms of use.

Last Updated: September 3, 2026

Please read these Terms of Use carefully before accessing nokidsallowed.club. By using this website, you agree to these Terms. If you do not agree, please discontinue use of the website.

1. About This Website

This website is operated by No Kids Allowed, located at 637 Pennsylvania Avenue SE, Suite B, Washington, DC 20003.

The website provides information about No Kids Allowed, cannabis education, medical cannabis registration, store services, events, contact information, and links to external platforms.

No products are sold, orders are placed, or payments are processed through this Squarespace website.

2. Age Requirement

This website is intended only for adults 21 years of age or older. By accessing the website, you confirm that you are at least 21.

No Kids Allowed reserves the right to restrict access when age or legal eligibility cannot be confirmed.

Accessing this website does not establish eligibility to purchase medical cannabis. All purchases are subject to applicable laws, registration requirements, identification requirements, store policies, and separate ordering terms.

3. Cannabis and Educational Information

Information on this website is provided for general educational and informational purposes only. It is not medical advice, diagnosis, treatment, or a substitute for advice from a qualified healthcare professional.

No Kids Allowed does not guarantee that any cannabis product, ingredient, strain, or method of use will produce a particular result. Individual experiences may vary.

You are responsible for understanding and complying with the cannabis laws and regulations that apply to you.

4. External Platforms

No Kids Allowed uses separate third-party platforms for certain services:

  • Squarespace hosts this informational website.

  • Dutchie exclusively hosts our products, online menu, ecommerce, and ordering services at shop.nokidsallowed.club.

  • Alpine IQ exclusively manages our email and SMS marketing.

When you leave this website or use one of these services, the applicable third party’s terms and privacy policies may govern your activity. No Kids Allowed does not control and is not responsible for the availability, security, content, or practices of independent third-party platforms.

Relevant third-party terms include:

5. Acceptable Use

You agree not to:

  • Use the website for unlawful, fraudulent, abusive, or harmful purposes.

  • Attempt to gain unauthorized access to the website, its systems, or connected services.

  • Introduce viruses, malware, harmful code, or disruptive technology.

  • Interfere with the website’s operation, security, or accessibility.

  • Scrape, copy, reproduce, or collect website content or data through automated means without written permission.

  • Impersonate another person or misrepresent your identity.

  • Submit false, misleading, unlawful, threatening, discriminatory, or infringing content.

  • Use website content to promote unlawful cannabis activity.

We may restrict or terminate access to the website for conduct that violates these Terms or threatens the website, No Kids Allowed, or others.

6. Intellectual Property

The website and its content—including text, graphics, photographs, artwork, logos, branding, designs, videos, and other materials—are owned by or licensed to No Kids Allowed and are protected by applicable intellectual-property laws.

You may view the website for personal, noncommercial use. You may not reproduce, modify, distribute, publish, sell, license, or commercially exploit website content without prior written permission.

“No Kids Allowed,” its logos, and associated branding may not be used without authorization.

7. User-Submitted Content

If the website allows comments, reviews, feedback, or other submissions, you remain responsible for the content you provide.

You must have the right to submit that content, and it must not violate any law or another person’s rights. By submitting content, you grant No Kids Allowed a nonexclusive, worldwide, royalty-free license to use, reproduce, display, and distribute it for operating, improving, or promoting our business.

We may remove submitted content at our discretion.

8. Privacy

Your use of the website is also governed by our Privacy Policy, which explains how information is collected and handled through Squarespace, Dutchie, Alpine IQ, and connected services.

9. Website Accuracy and Availability

We make reasonable efforts to keep website information accurate and current. However, we do not guarantee that all content will always be complete, current, or error-free.

Store hours, services, promotions, eligibility requirements, laws, external links, and other information may change without notice. The website may also be modified, suspended, or unavailable at any time.

10. Disclaimer of Warranties

To the fullest extent permitted by law, the website and its content are provided “as is” and “as available,” without warranties of any kind, express or implied.

No Kids Allowed does not guarantee that the website will be uninterrupted, secure, error-free, or free from harmful components, or that its content will meet every user’s needs or expectations.

Some jurisdictions do not permit certain warranty exclusions, so portions of this section may not apply to you.

11. Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, No Kids Allowed and its owners, employees, contractors, affiliates, and service providers will not be liable for indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages arising from:

  • Your use of or inability to use the website.

  • Reliance on website content.

  • Third-party websites, platforms, or services.

  • Unauthorized access to or alteration of information.

  • Website errors, interruptions, or security incidents.

These limitations apply only to the extent permitted by applicable law.

12. Indemnification

To the extent permitted by law, you agree to defend, indemnify, and hold harmless No Kids Allowed and its owners, employees, contractors, and affiliates from claims, damages, losses, liabilities, and expenses resulting from your unlawful use of the website, violation of these Terms, or infringement of another person’s rights.

13. Governing Law and Disputes

These Terms are governed by the laws of the District of Columbia, without regard to conflict-of-law principles.

Before filing a legal claim concerning the website, you agree to contact No Kids Allowed and attempt to resolve the matter informally. Any unresolved dispute will be handled by a court with jurisdiction in the District of Columbia, unless applicable law requires otherwise.

14. Severability and Waiver

If any part of these Terms is found invalid or unenforceable, the remaining provisions will remain effective.

A failure by No Kids Allowed to enforce any provision does not waive the right to enforce it later.

15. Changes to These Terms

We may update these Terms to reflect changes in the website, services, laws, or business practices. Updated Terms become effective when posted, and the date above will identify the latest revision.

Your continued use of the website after an update constitutes acceptance of the revised Terms.

16. Contact Us

For questions about these Terms, contact:

No Kids Allowed
637 Pennsylvania Avenue SE, Suite B
Washington, DC 20003
Email: info@nokidsallowed.club
Phone: (202) 897-5993